Everything Delicious.

What’s cooking for you in 2017

Do you ever get tired of the traditional BS horoscopes?

Because if you do, I have a tip for you. Leave your gossip magazines aside and check out this food horoscope by Lucky Peach! A great way to discover what 2017 has in store for you (food-wise of course).

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Here is an extract of the predictions for my sign – virgo – as apparently (and this rings true) I will be busy in 2017.

A few foods that might feel the least attention vacuuming as you race around your days before flounder-flopping into bed: apples, those little containers of hummus with pretzel-filled hats, protein bars, grapes, carrot sticks, cheese, beef jerky, nuts, graham crackers, raisins (ahhahahaha just kidding raisins suck SO BAD; go with fruit that isn’t mummified), yogurt, Fritos, and bananas. Take an hour or so to stash a few of these things where you often are. Your MEGA-PRODUCTION won’t amount to much without them! (…)

Anyways, check it out here, I guarantee a fun read.

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This entry was posted on January 11, 2017 by in News feed and tagged , , , , .
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